Wow. Just...wow. This is pretty much a textbook teaching tool of what NOT to do.
Check out that website design circa 1993. Difficult to read turquoise text. Funny shapes in the text, RAINBOW text...
And that's before you even get to the excerpt. I dare you to read past the first sentence. DARE you. Double dog stick your tongue on a frozen flagpole dare.
Demanding that agents pay $35.00 to read a copy is a nice touch, too. I'm not sure which is the best part of this, though the artwork is up there in caliber with the text, which is equal to the web design.
This is pure comedy gold, and made my evening.