I just worked 40 hours in two days. While this isn't unusual, it leads to conversations like this.
Boyfriend: 'I unplugged the toilet.'
O.o ????
The toilet has no electrics. We live in a rental, why did you remove the toilet from the wall?! I'm having visions of grey water all over our second floor apartment, and he's sitting watching anime perfectly calmly. I start having a babbling, confused fit.
He watches, face ever so carefully neutral, eyes shining. 'The toilet was clogged. I unplugged it.'
OH. RIGHT. When overtired, I forget that many words have more than one meaning.
I go to make use of our pristine, functioning bathroom, gales of laughter following in my wake.
'My girl is special.'
Yup. That's me. 'Special' is a great word. So many inferences.
I'm just glad the toilet works.
Boyfriend: 'I unplugged the toilet.'
O.o ????
The toilet has no electrics. We live in a rental, why did you remove the toilet from the wall?! I'm having visions of grey water all over our second floor apartment, and he's sitting watching anime perfectly calmly. I start having a babbling, confused fit.
He watches, face ever so carefully neutral, eyes shining. 'The toilet was clogged. I unplugged it.'
OH. RIGHT. When overtired, I forget that many words have more than one meaning.
I go to make use of our pristine, functioning bathroom, gales of laughter following in my wake.
'My girl is special.'
Yup. That's me. 'Special' is a great word. So many inferences.
I'm just glad the toilet works.
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