Torture via Cambucha - more adventures of the texting kind

Kombucha is a fermented tea with floating bits in it.  Boything think's its brilliant.  I think its gross.  And more than a little creepy. 

 Boything:  true

on a completely different and unrelated note. I found out a way to grow a kombucha mother..the weird growth thingy needed to make kombucha

 me:  oh god

no

it'll eat me in my sleep

join forces with the cat

take over and grow on the walls

nononononono

THE BLOB

that stephen king story about the bad beer with the mold

that ate the guy

nonnononononono

...today is not the best of brain days either, I'm noticing.

god damn it

Boything:   thanks for reminding me that I will have to store it out of your reach.  I must allow it to grow big enough to stand up for its own

 me:  NONONONONONONO

IT WILL EAT ME

WHILE THE STEAMER WATCHES

 Boything:  kom bu cha kom bu cha kom bu cha

 me:  WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Boything:  sounds like something you would hear in a horror movie

 me:  it IS

Boything:  and they call it a mother..meaning that it can have babies!!!!

 me:  KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT

 Boything:  but I have not started to grow one yet..and love it.. and nurture it.. and FEED IT!

 me:  WAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHHHH

The Saga of Kitty

Boyfriend and the cat are arguing about his radio antennae. Cat ate it. Boyrfriend took it away. Cat is bitching about that. Boyfriend refuses to return the remaining two inches of wire out of the original ten, and is demanding to know what happened to the other eight. This will be the highlight of my evening.

"What did you DO with it?'

"Mew."

"Is it INSIDE you???"

"Miaw."

"GODDAMN it, cat!"

"MOW"

"NO. I'm not giving it back!"

Boyfriend throws away the wire.  Two mintues later, it's back.

'You snuck it out of the trash!?  You little scumbag ."

"MOW."

I live in a cartoon.