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Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Torture via Cambucha - more adventures of the texting kind


Kombucha is a fermented tea with floating bits in it.  Boything think's its brilliant.  I think its gross.  And more than a little creepy. 


 Boything:  true
on a completely different and unrelated note. I found out a way to grow a kombucha mother..the weird growth thingy needed to make kombucha
 me:  oh god
no
it'll eat me in my sleep
join forces with the cat
take over and grow on the walls
nononononono
THE BLOB
that stephen king story about the bad beer with the mold
that ate the guy
nonnononononono
...today is not the best of brain days either, I'm noticing.
god damn it
Boything  thanks for reminding me that I will have to store it out of your reach.  I must allow it to grow big enough to stand up for its own
 me:  NONONONONONONO
IT WILL EAT ME
WHILE THE STEAMER WATCHES
 Boything:  kom bu cha kom bu cha kom bu cha
 me:  WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Boything:  sounds like something you would hear in a horror movie
 me:  it IS
Boything and they call it a mother..meaning that it can have babies!!!!
 me:  KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT
 Boything:  but I have not started to grow one yet..and love it.. and nurture it.. and FEED IT!
 me:  WAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHHHH

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