Blog angrily with great vitriol about how 'stupid' the stars of the literary world are, bonus if your spelling and grammar hovers around the seventh grade level.
Bonus #2: post excerpts online that are eyebleed worthy, and refuse to understand that the nice comments people post on it are part of the popularity game. The people who make the top ten on those contest sites devote far too much time and effort in doing so (and no one in the top ten has actually been offered a publishing contract).
Bonus #3: Take that, evil publishing world - there IS a publisher that has finally recognized her brilliance. Extra points for realizing that this publisher is...
Raise your hand if you were even a little surprised.